Just something fun

*fills pockets*

I KNEW there was a reason I wore my cargo pants today!

Well just in case you wanted a spin on the 'traditional' water fight.......

Get a 20ml saline syringe with a needle on it. While your co-worker is not looking you quickly inject the cloth chair in the nurses station with the whole lot. The best bit about it (or worst depending on your perspective) is that you cannot tell that the chair is wet. It's only after they have been sitting on the chair for about 2 minutes that the saline soaks through to the top and they work out that they have a very wet behind.

Best for the ND nurse and always handy if they have a dry set of pants.

Oh and yes it did happen to me (very uncomfy feeing all night long as I didn't have any dry pants to change into). It's alright though the nurse that got me ended up with he contents of my water bottle on her head (it was a very slow night).

Nicky.

When my residents do or say something kinda dumb or insulting, I threaten them with putting KY in their shoes. They take them off at the end of the day and leave them scattered about in the locker room, so I can sneak in there and FILL 'R UP! I did this to one resident, and he reportedly FELL out of his shoes! One of our favorite jokes is also to give a surgeon a size 6 glove when he normally fits into a size 8. They just wonder why they are so bloated that day....

I did get a shoe full of KY while I was scrubbed in....yes I did not have socks on, and I was standing with my foot halfway out of my danskos. The nurse was around my feet doing something or another, but it ended up that he put KY in my shoe...i thought that it was a bit of tissue that fell into my shoe..that was nasty...the nurse was standing there laughing. Grr, I never did get even with him