Just Some Humor to Make Us Laugh

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A classmate of mine sent these to me today - you may have seen something similar, but these are hiliarious and definitely worth reading!!


1) She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she

was hot in bed last night. :rotfl:

2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a

year. :chuckle

3) On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it


4) The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears

to be depressed.

5) The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in


6) Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

7) Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but


8) The patient refused autopsy. :chuckle

9) The patient has no previous history of suicides. :uhoh3:

10) Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. :uhoh3:

11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with

only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days. :imbar

12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13) Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady

pregnant. :rotfl:

14) Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you

might want to work her up.

15) She is numb from her toes down.

16) While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. :p

17) The skin was moist and dry.

18) Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19) Patient was alert and unresponsive. :uhoh3:

20) Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid. :rotfl:

21) She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,

until she got a divorce.

22) I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for

physical therapy.

23) Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

24) Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

25) The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26) The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a

job as a stockbroker instead.

27) Skin: somewhat pale but present.

28) The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

29) Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should

sit on the abdomen and I agree.

30) Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

31) Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


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Oh man, did I need a good laugh!!!!! Thanks, SG

Lol, how funny! :rotfl:


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Kids wanted to know what was so funny -- read a couple to them and got some raised eyebrows and blank stares...... HMMMMM! I think they are funniest to those of us who can imagine a Doc writing them!! Thanks!! Needed the laugh!!:rotfl:

wonderbee, BSN, RN

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Specializes in critical care; community health; psych.

Cute. Funny. I especially liked the brown stool ambulating down the hall.

Specializes in Med-Tele, ICU.
Cute. Funny. I especially liked the brown stool ambulating down the hall.

Glad everyone has enjoyed so far. :) My personal favorites are #9, #19 and #24.


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Specializes in LTC.

I'm having to stiffle laughter here so not to wake everyone....LOL! Thanks for sharing! :chuckle


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Specializes in Med/Surg.

LOL. I liked Pt has no previous Hx of suicides

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