I'm no "fan" of The Shrub!

[Hellllllo Nurse, BSN, RN]

I have a joke to share:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG, tooooooooooooo funny !!!

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

I remember this one from the Clinton days.........but it works just as well with the Shrub! Here's another of my favorites:

Q: How can you tell when Bush is lying?

A: His lips are moving.

Of course, that's true of most, if not all, politicians........I just like picking on the prez.

[Hellllllo Nurse, BSN, RN]

I guess this joke is good for all seasons and all administrations, huh?

Just insert the name of the polititian of your choice, ha ha.