Hello good sir, how are you?Today i am your nurse.I will be taking care of you,So you can try your worst.This right here is your call light,Your best friend during your stayIt will call your nurse into sightUse it with caution, and we will have a good day!If you need assistance with you meal, don't forget to callIf you need to use the bathroom, remember not to fallHere are your non-skid socks, should be on your feet at all timesYou room phone is within reach, pick it up when it chimesCall for pain,Play no games,avoid a mess,And yell when in distress .Any questions sir?If not, than I must goIt's a pleasure to have you in my careI truly hope you know.