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7th grader comes in to my office: frequent flier
student: when i twist my knee this way it really hurts.
me: dont twist it that way, just walk and stand normal
student: what do i do when it hurts
me: is it hurting now?
student: no
me; so then why are you here?
student: can i have a cough drop instead?
me: why?
student: cause i wanted to chew on something
me: chew on your knee, it'll take your mind off the pain
Heidi the nurse, BSN, RN
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Now thats funny!
I used to have a health clerk that would send the FF's off with a cheery "go forth and learn".