How To Speak About Men and Be PC

Think you're PC when talking about males? Let's see:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a GRAIN ALCOHOL STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

[Dave ARNP]

Erh... yea. So I'm sexually focused. I like that name better!

Dave... who has also gotten horizontal once.

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

#8. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, I just LOVE it !!! :rotfl:

hee..... bye, lil' piggy !

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

Hey watch it, Jnette!

And stop waving bye to me!

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Originally posted by LarryG

Hey watch it, Jnette!

And stop waving bye to me!

You're not owning up to being a mcpiggy, are you Larry ?

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

No way!

Three's my favorite number.

Regards,

"Mr. IAD"

[itsme]

I love #7!! I instantly thought of about 4 different people!

[Dixen81]

#2 really cracked me up!