:coollook:What if hositals started cutting nurse to patient ratios...a major factor in improved patient outcomes...and marketing it? "Our nurses have time for you...at Perfect Hospital, our nurses work with a 4:1 ratio at all times. We have found that this insures they have the time to spend with you that you want, during your time of illness and need. Our nurses are calm and composed, and can identify and meet your every need.In support of the nurses, we also have plentiful ancillary staff to meet those non-nursing needs!Please come tour our facility. You will find happy nurses and pleased patients! Our motto is "A calm, relaxed nurse to meet your needs...Guarenteed!" Think it would fly?