Hillbilly Medical Terms

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Benign...............What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.................What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood inRome.

Catscan................Searching for the cat.

Colic...............A sheep dog.

Coma................A punctuation mark.

D&C.................Where Washington is.

Dilate..............To live longer than your kids do.

Enema..............Not a friend.

Fester.............Quicker than someone else.

Fibula.............A small lie.

G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.

Impotent............Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.

Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.

Medical Staff.......A Doctor

[RNIAM, BSN, RN]

I like this one, very funny!

[Farkinott, RN]

Better not go near any hillbillies now! In Oz we have our own hillbillies.....................they're called Tasmanians

[Angela Mac]

:rotfl: lol... and will take it down yonder...:rotfl: 5 star rating from a mac