Graduate nurse

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.

A YOUNG GRADUATE NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.

"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH

YOUR HANDS AND FEET."

HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?"

FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS

member IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE

LOOK, AND SAYS, "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES,

"THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"

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Funny what happens when you misunderstand what someone is saying!

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Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

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