Gonna be a bear....

[Stormy]

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...gonna be a bear.

[Gator,SN]

This is cute! I can relate~:)

[DebsZoo]

Love it, Stormy...........hope ya don't mind, I borrowed it to share with some friends :)

[panda_181]

I had this one too! I thought I had put it on here, but now I can't remember...I love it!

Amanda :)

[J-RN student]

That was cute!:chuckle

[Mimi Wheeze]

OMG! I just realized something! I AM a bear!