1. Anybody like quotes?

    THis one made me smile...

    "I dont care about money. I want a sensitive man. I want a man who will cry when I hit him."
    Wendy Liebman

    " I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain"
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  3. by   BMS4
    I dont care about money. I want a sensitive man. I want a man who will cry when I hit him."
    That is too funny! :chuckle

    Here's one:

    No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes.
  4. by   farmmom
    I love them.MORE MORE :roll
  5. by   colleen10
    My absolute two favorites,

    From "Office Space":

    Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore.
    Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
    Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
    Joanna: Won't you get fired?
    Peter Gibbons: I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
    Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
    Peter Gibbons: Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going.
    Joanna: When did you decide all that?
    Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
    Joanna: So you're going to get another job?
    Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'll like another job.
    Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?
    Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.

    From "Say Anything"

    Lloyd: " A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter."
  6. by   nurse wisdom
    Very Good!


    My neighbor has a circular driveway... he cant get out

    " Men forget everything; women remember everything. Thats why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what happened."