Quotes

BMS4 · Dec 12, 2002

:chuckle

I dont care about money. I want a sensitive man. I want a man who will cry when I hit him."

That is too funny! :chuckle

Here's one:

No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes.

farmmom · Dec 12, 2002

I love them.MORE MORE :rotfl: :roll

colleen10 · Dec 12, 2002

My absolute two favorites,

From "Office Space":

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore.

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Joanna: Won't you get fired?

Peter Gibbons: I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Joanna: So you're gonna quit?

Peter Gibbons: Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going.

Joanna: When did you decide all that?

Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.

Joanna: So you're going to get another job?

Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'll like another job.

Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?

Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.

From "Say Anything"

Lloyd: " A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter."

nurse wisdom · Dec 12, 2002

Very Good!

Smile:

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he cant get out

" Men forget everything; women remember everything. Thats why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what happened."