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Sorry in advance to anyone who doesnt like this kind of humour... but for the rest of you... read on! Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ? They go into town, and blow a few bucks. What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs.
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Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you finally start getting clothes for Christmas.