Worst nursing proceedure ever....

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OK c'mon fess up everyone. There is ONE absolute most worst nursing proceedure that everyone can't stand to do, but you have to when the time arises...what turns your stomach and ties it in a knot for hours after and makes you dred doing it it hours before?????

For me, it's trach care! Uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh!

I dred doing it. I love when I come on duty and the traches are all nice and clean, but it seems they never stay that way for long. After awhile they become all gooey and bubbly and crusty and then I have to come along and clean this stuff. My God! It's times like this I wonder why I couldn't wait to be a nurse! I mean what was I thinking??? And it's times like this I'd rather be cleaning my cats litter box! The most disgusting part of it all is when I'm almost finished and Joe patient gives a good cough and out flies a loogie and lands on the freshly made bed linen...I can't stand it!!!Why people find this stuff fasinating I'll NEVER know. I'd rather be doing a code brown in all honesty.

So what makes you want to launch your lunch? Don't be shy, tell us why!

Originally posted by kaycee

Homeless man brought into the ER for leg pain and swelling. Smell of dead flesh and dark brown fluid leaking into his shoes. Both legs were wrapped in dirty ace bandages. Peeled them off only to find not only a host of maggots but also many many baby cockroaches scatterring everywhere. The maggots I could deal with, their slow moving but the roaches were fast and furious and hard to kill. I felt like things were crawling on me all night. We had to have the ER fumigated there were so many that escaped.

OMG! Cockroaches?!?!? If I had been there I probably would have passed out! Don't know what's worse in my book, eyeballs or roaches.

Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

I hadn't thought of this one in years, but--I was working nights on an eye unit, and we had an ambulance admit from home. The old man (maybe 300 lbs) had been sitting in his chair for several days, without moving, and had been drinking beer all that time. His little (maybe 115 lbs) had been doing her best with hime (except--where'd he get the beer?), but finally called the cops. My aid and I had the rare privilege and pleasure of cleaning up all the pee and poop while the old boy thrashed around and swore at us.

Trach care and GI bleeds are bad I agree, but the only thing I have had to do that makes me gag everytime is putting down a NG. If I ever had to have one myself, they'd have to put me under first.

Specializes in Med/Surg.

Good news! I just finished reading this thread, and I STILL want to be a nurse!

For some reason, I feel oddly comforted in knowing that some nursing procedures are downright revolting, and so far nobody has died from doing them.

I do think that if I had not been a mom, this stuff would've seemed a lot worse to me!

Yes, it is comforting to know that no one has died from doing them, and yes, I still want to be a nurse. However, the only oneswho HAVEN'T died from doing them are obviously the ones who have posted because they are obviously still alive. I'm sure there's got to be one or two who didn't make it through a procedure. Of course, we'll never know. ;)

Bella

I too once took care of a lady who had baby cockroaches in a decubitus ulcer; I still cringe when I think about it:eek:

At the detox center, Homeless regulars. One has MRSA on his feet and there are toes missing due to frostbite. These have to be wrapped to avoid possibly infecting others....

Talk about quadruple gloving, and break out the vicks. These guys never bathe.

Originally posted by kaycee

Homeless man brought into the ER for leg pain and swelling. Smell of dead flesh and dark brown fluid leaking into his shoes. Both legs were wrapped in dirty ace bandages. Peeled them off only to find not only a host of maggots but also many many baby cockroaches scatterring everywhere. The maggots I could deal with, their slow moving but the roaches were fast and furious and hard to kill. I felt like things were crawling on me all night. We had to have the ER fumigated there were so many that escaped.

Oh man Kaycee, that is nasty.....:eek:

I work in the ER as a new grad, with that in mind I havent seen that much, but recently a paraplegic (lower extremities) came in with a 102.2 fever, wearing a condom cath that had slipped off. I drew the necessary labs and drew a UA and CS of the urine that was in the drainage bag. I suggested that we insert a foley cath to the MD whiich he said "of course". I inserted the foley and urine started to stream into the new collection bag, first the urine was light yellow with little sediment. I turned my back to document the insertion and upon turning around I noticed that the drainage was very thick and cloudy yellow. I alerted the MD and suggested that we draw more labs on the urine He said "yes". Well when I released that drainage bag to draw my sample, the SMELL almost knocked me on my back as I wretched and gagged to keep my dinner down all the while my eyes watering. (The smell was as if someone had died a few weeks ago. I had to check my fella to make sure he was still living, Ha Ha). As I drew up the sample I also noticed that the drainage was thick and gooey! How gross!! It turned out that our fella of course had a Horrendous UTI. Boy, the smells of nursing! The GI bleeds are also no fun!!:eek:

Specializes in Med/Surg.

Good point, Bella!

Here's wishing we both live through the nastiness!

:chuckle

Thanks for the words of encouragement! I do hope We live through all that is in store for us!

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Love this thread- as a student I didn't know about pseudomonas- looked it up- now just wishing I didn't!!

At least I am forewarned.

I had a pt with a cyst on her back between her shoulderblades that the Dr. had decided to remove. I helped her have a bath and as I hoisted her out the lump exploded a porridge like goo. I was just soo glad that I was behind her and she couldn't see my face.

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