Neat, funny poem for Nurses

  1. The Ranks of a Hospital

    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more productive than a train
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Talks with God

    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a switch engine
    Is faster than a speeding BB
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God if special request is approved

    General Practitioner:
    Leaps short buildings with a running
    start and favorable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    Barely clears a picket fence
    Loses tug-of-war with a train
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
    Swims well
    Talks with animals

    Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying
    to leap buildings
    Is run over by a train
    Is not issued ammunition
    Dog paddles
    Talks to walls

    Medical Student:
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
    Mumbles to himself

    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Kicks trains off the track
    Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and
    eats them
    Freezes water with a single glance
    The Nurse IS God!!!!
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  3. by   Anaclaire

  4. by   kavi
    This is one of the best I've seen. Did you write it???
    :roll :chuckle
  5. by   Just Angi