Four Expectant Fathers

[Brian, ASN, RN]

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while

their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir,

You're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride.

"I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You

sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for

the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will never let me live this one

down.

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the

nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man -

who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife

had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?"

asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure,

he said "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had

just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and

after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him

whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven..."

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Brian Short

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[sleepysnr]

awww, That is cute