For your next colonoscopy

[newgrad04]

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made

> while he was performing colonoscopies:

>

> 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone

> before."

>

> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

>

> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

>

> 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

>

> 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

>

> 6. "You know, inArkansas, we're now legally married."

>

> 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

>

> 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

>

> 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

>

> 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

>

> 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

>

> 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

>

> 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

[barbiedee]

:chuckle Thanks, I needed that! Hilarious!!:rotfl:

[Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN]

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :roll

[nursebedlam]

:rotfl:

[Farkinott, RN]

I was giving an old bloke a suppository one day and he yelled "For Christ' sake! Stop when you get to the elbow will ya!" Of course I had to maintain a professional demanour but my colleagues within hearing distance were wetting themselves!