FAA antiterrorism campaigm

[NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN]

Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for preventing hijackings, and at

the same time getting our airline industry back on its

feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed

to look at naked women we should require all female

flight attendants to perform their jobs naked.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear

of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every

businessman in this country would start flying again in

hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more

hijackings, and the airline industry would have record

sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have

to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

I thank my freind Barbara RN for all the great material I've posted here this past week. Karen

[kmchugh]

And here's the first airline to follow Bill's suggestion:

[WashYaHands]

:rotfl: Not so far fetched. I read where the owner of Hooters is trying to buy VanGuard airlines.