ER Jam

The other night, my night shift cronies wrote the following, they set it music and rapped it, they had a very slow night. I thought you might enjoy.

ER Jam

Working every night on this hill,

Everybody just wants a pill.......from us

My belly hurts, I broke my hip

Won't ya just write me a script......Lorcet Plus

I want a shot, get on the ball!

You better not bring me Toradol

Where's Intake, I must confide

I'm contemplating suicide

Skanky chicks who don't excersize

Want Dr. Slowhand to pelvisice

Patients come here and then get sour

Cause we can't treat them in an hour

Hurry now, I got a splinter in my crack

That's much worse than a heart attack

They take a bunch of pills and OD

Then ask us for some OCs

If you don"t behave then you'll feel our wrath

A fourteen gauge and a foley cath

This is our life, it's what we do

Now I bet you wish you could do it too.

by AV and WM

[SandyB]

I didn't think there were slow nights.

The ER sure does have it's own sense of humor! LOL

[cmggriff]

That needs to be recorded. I think it will go platinum. Gary

[Darlene K.]

:chuckle

[Andy S., BSN, RN]

Tooo cute!!!!!!! Dr. Slowhand...............hahahahahahahahahaha

Thx for the laugh defib queen!!!!

Andy

[traumaRUs, MSN, APRN]

That's great...we need that in our ER>.

[J-RN student]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Chiaramonte]

When can we expect it to be recorded???

Definitely will be our background theme!!!