Epic excuse

[MrNurse(x2)]

I have a group of students who are constantly trying to ditch P.E., one went as far as forging a poorly spelled note to todays gem. Today, a chronic offender whose GF is a physician sent a Rx that she can not participate for a few days because she shouldn't perspire. Handed it to me very proudly. Wanted to let her know the only indication I could think of for that would be perianal excoriation R/T diaper rash. I refrained.

[rbytsdy]

I had a kid whose mom's physician boyfriend wrote an excuse for his Florida vacation (the week before spring break), citing Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Actually, now that I think about it...she had two kids who were afflicted.

And let me guess..... he was a podiatrist?