Published Oct 5, 2004
lil' girl, LPN
512 Posts
The preacher was baptizing and a drunk was standing to the side watching when the preacher called him over and said "come on I'm gonna baptize you", so she grabbed him by the collar and dunked him under, pulled him up and said "Did you find the Lord?, the drunk replied, "gurgle, gurgle, so she dunked him again and said "Did you find the Lord?, again the drunk replied, gurgle, gurgle, so she dunked him again and held him under just a little longer, pulled him up and said, "Did you find the Lord?, the drunk replied, "Are you sure he fell in here"? :)
CCU NRS
1,245 Posts
Thank you for the chuckle