Nurses Humor
Published Jan 20, 2002
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icyjam
4 Posts
Here are some other facts about chocolates:
*women are 22x more likely than men to choose chocolates as a mood enhancer.
*It contains phenylethylamine, a chemical that is released in the brain when we fall in love.
*It has a blend of over 500 flavors, 2 1/2x more than any other food.
*it also contains theobromine, w/c increases alertness, concentration, and cognitive functioning.
*Chocolate contaiins magnesium, essential to manufacture serotonin.
*Chocolate boosts serotonin and endorphin levels in the brain because of the ideal fat-to-sugar ratio.
*Because of the unique chemical components, it is the ideal hormonal mood enhancer. thus it is more powerful and alot tastier than SRI's, such as PROZAC and ZOLOFT. W/c are expensive and diminish sexual response.
*50% OF ALL WOMEN SAY THEY WOULD CHOOSE CHOCOLATE OVER SEX!
....CHOW.....::::roll:
Mary Dover
204 Posts
Re peanut butter cups- which do you prefer? The standard kind that comes 2/pack or the mini ones which statistically speaking contain MORE chocolate percentage wise, or so it seems. (minis for me. )
Also re just plain chocolate - milk or dark? I have always preferred the dark, which seems to act more quickly when I've just got to have a fix.
mario_ragucci
1,041 Posts
I love chocolate. I love to put it together with super saturated fat (butter), super refined white sugar, whole milk, vanilla and then put that on top of the chocolate I bake together with sugar and flour. I adore chocolate cake I make myself.
But there are two sides to my psyhie...the part that knows there is chocolate cake, and the part that knows there is chocolate cake.
Thats why I march into the kitchen at 0230 and eat several pieces of that fresh cake, because, if I ain't had none all day, my body will wake me up from a dead sleep to get some.
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
I don't care what people say. I spent years of my life undernourished and eating disordered. I kick myself now, because I missed out on all that good chocolate! It's not unusual for me to eat some form of chocolate in report everyday (7am, mind you). Breakfast of champions, I say. And I'll skip any meal, for dessert. Nothing holds a candle to my beloved chocolate (although spaghetti with lots of mushrooms and peppers comes close).
Cookies, cake, candies... I love them all. I love them so much I sell them now. Got myself a little side business. Not gonna be a nurse forever. I'm gonna open a bakery. Then, I will finally eat, sleep, and WORK chocolate!
Gotta go... hungry now
Heather
nursedawn67, LPN
1,046 Posts
:roll Finally someone that has proof that I have not been wrong all these years!!!! And peanut butter cups ARE good for you, they have peanut butter which is a good source of protien! WOOHOO!! :roll Thank you for passing on the truth!! Now I can have my daughter make her great brownies!! :kiss
Hey Mario that cake sounds good...how about making some and sending it around to all of us chocoholics? ] :chuckle :roll
Originally posted by mario_ragucci I love chocolate. I love to put it together with super saturated fat (butter), super refined white sugar, whole milk, vanilla and then put that on top of the chocolate I bake together with sugar and flour. I adore chocolate cake I make myself.But there are two sides to my psyhie...the part that knows there is chocolate cake, and the part that knows there is chocolate cake. Thats why I march into the kitchen at 0230 and eat several pieces of that fresh cake, because, if I ain't had none all day, my body will wake me up from a dead sleep to get some. [/quote
Thats why I march into the kitchen at 0230 and eat several pieces of that fresh cake, because, if I ain't had none all day, my body will wake me up from a dead sleep to get some. [/quote
judy ann
225 Posts
Chocolate-food of the Gods. My dentist says that the wax in chocolate will coat the newly cleaned teeth and prevent cavities! another benefit of CHOCOLATE! (I think my dentist is a chocolate addict just like the rest of us):)
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