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Charley's Wife

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charley's wife

charlie's wife, lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. finally, he got around to doing it while lucy was out. after finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

 

she came in and undressed to take a shower before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. as she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry [color=#000]epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat. about that time, charlie got home and realized her predicament. they both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. finally, in desperation, charlie undid the commode seat bolts. lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.

 

the er doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. (try to get a mental picture of this).

 

lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "well, doctor, i'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

 

the doctor replied, "actually, i've seen lots of them. i just never saw one mounted and framed!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Itsme13 has 1 years experience and works as a Peds/PICU.

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hahaha thats a good one!

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too funny...:lol2:

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