Published Nov 6, 2004
camiluvsNURSING
136 Posts
just passing down a joke i read on another site...
a man was lying in his hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask and asked the student nurse:
"nurse, are my testicles black?"
the nurse became flushed and looked highly embarassed and said:
"i don't know, sir... but your condition has nothing to do with them."
the man repeated "nurse, are my testicles black?"
becoming flushed again, she hesitantly lifted his gown and examined his genitals looking and feeling for discoloration and irregular consistency.
the man then removed the oxygen mask and said: "that was very nice, but nurse, are my test results back?"
remember the importance of effective communication.
TxMeadowsLVN
42 Posts
just passing down a joke i read on another site...a man was lying in his hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask and asked the student nurse:"nurse, are my testicles black?"the nurse became flushed and looked highly embarassed and said:"i don't know, sir... but your condition has nothing to do with them."the man repeated "nurse, are my testicles black?"becoming flushed again, she hesitantly lifted his gown and examined his genitals looking and feeling for discoloration and irregular consistency.the man then removed the oxygen mask and said: "that was very nice, but nurse, are my test results back?" remember the importance of effective communication.
hahhahahahahaha:rotfl: passin this one on!
presC.
436 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lovingangeluk
39 Posts
LOL LOL LOL very good!!