bedpan anyone?

Published

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hospital bulletin:

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in an effort to hold the line on escalating medical costs,

the hopital is reducing the number of bedpans now in use to

one (1).

all patients will be assigned a number,

and when your number is called,

it will be your turn to use the pan.

your number is listed below.

do not forget it!

#697

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i found this on a card in the local dollar store and posted it on my locker at work. it disapeared... i don't think the management appreciates my sense of humor!

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Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

LOL i'm hanging that one in the break room on my old floor! We have a sign in the "plastics" closet saying that supplies were limited and only deliveered on certain days. Overheard the charge nurse say "well s*** what are we supposed to do, make the pts. take a number for the one bedpan on this floor??"

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

I'd of thought most facilities would go for this idea.

Cost savings, environmentally conscious, AND a sure eliminator of all the cold bedpan complaints! This is a win-win-win!

What the heck am I missing?

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I'd of thought most facilities would go for this idea.

Cost savings, environmentally conscious, AND a sure eliminator of all the cold bedpan complaints! This is a win-win-win!

What the heck am I missing?

cold bedpan complaints!!! great point!!! lol:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in Mostly LTC, some acute and some ER,.

Lmao!!!!!! I love it!!!

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