Arsenic

[ShortFuse_LPN, LPN]

A woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, " I need some

orificenic. "

The pharmacist asks, " Why do you need orificenic? " The lady responds,

" I want to kill my husband. " The pharmacist says, " I'm sorry

ma'am, I can't give it to you for that reason. " The woman then

pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a very compromising position

and shows it to the pharmacist. The man in the photo is the womens

husband and the women in the photo is the pharmacists wife. The

pharmacist then says, " I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realize you had a

prescription."

:chuckle

[Furball]

Hee hee...good joke. You reminded me of something.

I once had a pt taking orificenic IV to rx cancer. Her dose was due and I couldn't find it ANYWHERE! It's quite expensive and pharmacy told me my only option was to FIND IT! So, I called the day nurse at home who had ordered it to find out where she "hid" it. Well, she wasn't home but her mom said she'd take a message and try to beep her. Can you imagine getting this message? " Tell "S" that I can't find the orificenic for pt "B" and it's due NOW!!!

"orificenic? Did you say orificenic?" She couldn't get over it.....hee hee. "A-R-S-E-N-I-C ?" Yes! The orificenic! The orificenic!

It was hysterical......

[boopchick]

Hehe!! :roll

[ShortFuse_LPN, LPN]

LOL Furball! That would be funny to try to explain!