VEN TWO MINNESOTANS MEET oop nort on da lake fichen.
"Hay dair."
"Lo buddy."
"Ben ear long."
"Coplhours."
"Crieps, cetchen enny?"
"Yep goddafew."
"Vairday bitin?"
"Oberdair."
"Kind arday?"
"Valleye n nordern."
"Enny siztooum?"
"Cuplapowns."
"Oofda, bittenard?"
"Ya now dey ar."
"Vahcha oozin? Da lindy rik?"
"Ohyeah donchano."
"Fichen onda boddum?"
"Rydoop nearda boddum."
"How deep erya?"
"Bout tventy feet."
"Oh, vacha drinkin?"
"Hadacouplabeers."
"Vell igoddago."
"Tu bad."
"Seeyaround."
"Yeah takideeze."
"Guluck."
"Yoobetcha."
(If you can read this... you're a true Minnesotan!)