Amish Elevators

Nurses Humor


An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost

everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could

move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an

(elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my

life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old

lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The

walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers

above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it

reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde

stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,

said quietly to his son....

"Hurry and go get your mother Now!!!"

nursedawn67, LPN

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Another oldie but lol lol If it were that easy, right??? :roll


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