Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 15

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. by   ldanders
    Did you teach them how to wash their hands first?
  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    Have you heard the latest? Walmart, Target, and some other stores are going to be open later today for black friday sales.
  3. by   stellaj89
    Nurse Rachett? You can call me Nurse Pocahantas!
  4. by   ArtisticNurse
    "Hi there! They told me you need some help with your dressing."
  5. by   andrew adams
    "and from now on we are going to cut the foreskin off your newborn sons penis and there aint a damn word they can say about it"
  6. by   Double-Helix
    "I know you're new here, but you've got it mixed up- We wear costumes on Halloween, not Thanksgiving."
  7. by   future_anesthetist
    "I really appreciate the cultural sensitivity being shown here today."
  8. by   future_anesthetist
    "I'm sorry, but your going to have to get into one of our gowns"
  9. by   future_anesthetist
    "Let me grab the breathalyzer, I'll be right back!"
  10. by   Chocolate88
    Nurse: Well Mr. Cherokee, your options are limited. You pick: Vaccine or Mr. Small Pox here?
  11. by   jadelpn
    You misunderstood. When I said get into the spirit of the holiday, I meant decorative SCRUBS...
  12. by   mariebailey
    I appreciate your holiday spirit, but my patients will not take you seriously as physicians while you're dressed like that!
  13. by   Heatherat
    Psych consult it is! Here's some turkey while you wait.