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Sir, the man in the Quaker suit standing behind me is our unit manager. He says he is sorry you were given the wrong discharge instructions yesterday. It was supposed to say "keep the dressing on your wounded knee clean and dry" not "keep clean and dry and dressed like you we're at wounded knee."

You don't know this now but one day you will thank me. Before you accept any gifts from this guy make sure you have made him sign a prenuptial agreement.

The CT scan shows his internal organs have been removed and replaced with a mixture of bread crumbs, gravy and cranberries. I'm so sorry. You may go see him now in room 5 where he is resting comfortably.

Wow! Well that IS a problem.... No worries thought, I think I can take care of that. I'm going to need a suture kit, plain lido and rocephin IM.

Sir, how long has your husband been in this catatonic state?

No really, your mothers are getting along just fine! Best roommates on the whole unit!

Alright guys, who is getting pulled today?

"Alright people, line up! Today we change history! Everyone is getting the smallpox vaccine!!"

thanks for taking the time to explain that! the websites were helpful!

try impaired gas exchange.

At his point I will be happy to be able to pay bills and pay off debt! I also want a fence for our backyard and to take a family trip to Disney before our boys get much older! And then the next trip will be back to my homeland, Puerto Rico to visit family, enjoy the beach and show my kids all the cool places I remember from when I was little!