Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 13

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. by   Trisha212
    Paper, scissors, Plymouth Rock...,well I don't care who won... Somebody's gotta do mr jones enema.
  2. by   kisrow72
    I'm here for the prostate exams... Now, who was here first?
  3. by   Nsacks1981
    I know I'm not supposed to look the guy with the feathers in the eye and I'm sure the guy with the hat is wondering how I got here first. But I'm sure this awkward moment will soon be over when they both realize I'm on the clock.
  4. by   tammiemac
    OK, let me understand this, you didn't bring a bow and you didn't bring a gun? Who's going to kill the turkey then? Leave it to a nurse to figure it out!
  5. by   becky b
    smoke signal 911-I am about to call a code turkey.
  6. by   jcsatter
    Thanks for the job shadow and no nurses do not "eat their young", where did you ever hear a thing like that???
  7. by   vielgm
    "Alright people, line up! Today we change history! Everyone is getting the smallpox vaccine!!"
  8. by   NurseJaimeLPN
    Dear Heavenly Father, we gather here together in Your presence and pray for Your loving hand to guide each of us through this day! We are so thankful that You have provided us this opportunity on this day to share Thanksgiving with our patients and fellow coworkers that we may truly appreciate the meaning of loving one another and being thankful for all that You have done for us! In Your loving name, Amen!
  9. by   vielgm
    Alright guys, who is getting pulled today?
  10. by   vielgm
    No really, your mothers are getting along just fine! Best roommates on the whole unit!
  11. by   vielgm
    Sir, how long has your husband been in this catatonic state?
  12. by   vielgm
    Wow! Well that IS a problem.... No worries thought, I think I can take care of that. I'm going to need a suture kit, plain lido and rocephin IM.
  13. by   vielgm
    The CT scan shows his internal organs have been removed and replaced with a mixture of bread crumbs, gravy and cranberries. I'm so sorry. You may go see him now in room 5 where he is resting comfortably.