10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 9

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   bjwrncm
    I told you your colostomy bag would explode if you didn't empty it.
  2. by   therid
    Sewer Diver! You drip.
    Last edit by therid on Sep 24, '12 : Reason: hit the wrong button
  3. by   JailRN
    What part of 'apply sparingly' did you not understand, Sir??
  4. by   Sjsmith007
    New Grad?
  5. by   stevemaxwellrn
    I told you to let the RT get Mr. Esputo's sputum sample.
  6. by   Jodi1163
    I hope you don't think this means that you can't finish your shift!
  7. by   tipfam
    "Hello MR. Sa (MRSA) I can see your resistance in taking a full course of antibiotics as prescribed"
  8. by   car2510
    "I fought the puke and the puke won!"
  9. by   ecano
    Snot your day?
  10. by   nikki243191
    So....how'd your first day go????
  11. by   nikki243191
    Welcome to nursing school!!!!!
  12. by   nikki243191
    Happy Monday!!!!
  13. by   nikki243191
    Hey, by the way ,did you find my stethoscope??