10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 18

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   cad65
    you been watching too much wizard of oz i see.............
  2. by   karsjack
    mmmmmmmmm Could be formilk imbalance.......
  3. by   edurivage
    May I get you a Kleenex?
  4. by   rbekt2010
    You can just run up to the OR and get clean scrubs, but you must sign for them and have them back tomorrow.
  5. by   doggymama23
    "You really put body and soul into suctioning, don't you!"
  6. by   LookUp2Sky
    Hey, do you think it could be a bowel obstruction?

    Four twelves, boss? No problem!

    What makes you think I'm jealous that you get to clock out and go home?

    Hang a few ornaments on me, and I'm all ready for Christmas!

    Now do you think I look like a Christmas tree for the kids?
  7. by   biggybigmcnurseypoo
    "Hello, Ms. Bogeygalore, I am from patient services and I understand you would like to file a complaint because your nurse failed to wash his/her hands BEFORE putting on your wrist band?"
  8. by   Russianrn
    I though you would be surprising the patients on Halloween day but you got surprised much earlier
  9. by   Russianrn
    I think now you know why i volunteered to work in ICU from this floor.
  10. by   Russianrn
    Hey who thought you this drenching technique of suctioning, I never came across in any of the books ? you look ingenious.
  11. by   Russianrn
    Thank god you had to suction ryles tube not a flatus tube..
  12. by   Russianrn
    I never thought Dulcolax suppository would act that fast . Did you by chance use a super pill ?
  13. by   Russianrn
    I told you not to include too much spinach in that patients diet last night.