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Here is a fun game we used to play way back when our hospital first went to computers.

I will start a story below, then read from the beginning and add a sentence or two to the end. The next person adds a couple more lines and so on. This can make for some very interesting and sometimes downright hilarious stories.

Here goes:

One lonely Saturday night I am sitting at home with "a couple beers" under my belt and decide I want to go out. Not having any money I figure the Emergency Room would be an entertaining place to be. I check in with the complaint of......

bouncing smiley face. Then I decided to...

Sit down next to the goofy Ronald McDonald doll sitting on the bench and have a burger when all of a sudden...

Sit down next to the goofy Ronald McDonald doll sitting on the bench and have a burger when all of a sudden...

Out pops a mean former clinical instructor I once had in nursing school and then she looked at me and said...

Out pops a mean former clinical instructor I once had in nursing school and then she looked at me and said...

"Want fries with that? or do you want...

"Want fries with that? or do you want...

An enema!! I said "no way" and I was out of there and then I couldn't believe what happened next...

Specializes in Happily semi-retired; excited for the whole whammy.

I was handed something that looked like french fries, even though I had declined. Unfortunately, when I looked closer, I saw that they weren't fries at all. It was actually a box full of...

Specializes in med/surg.

medical maggots for cleaning up my infected....

wife cause she talk's to much while all that was going on i ran into..........

Check your head instead for a blown fuse and some frayed wires because you had no right to do such a crazy thing in the first place dummy!

unfortunately they didnt find any broken wires...instead they found............

Specializes in Virtually every speciality.
unfortunately they didnt find any broken wires...instead they found............

A DishNetwork. They tuned in and listened to messages from outerspace and realized I wasn't crazy, I really was hearing aliens talking. They immediately put me on a gurney and.........

Specializes in hospice.

sent me down for a head CT, where they were all surprised to find.........

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