Last night, one of our patients told a nurse (early on in the shift), "I'm crapping out on you tonight.".
Okay - PuhLease don't say that in an ICU!!
Gives me the heebee-geebees when a pt. says something like that to me.
He coded and passed away between 0430 and 0500 this morning.
Moral of the story: ALWAYS listen to your patients.
Why is it that these patients usually know when "IT" is going to happen? :stone