A "Joy" Ride

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A "Joy" Ride

One night, Mary and John were driving from a cook out. The road was very dark since they were driving through a wooded area. The married couple were quiet as mice in the car. All that could be heard was the car engine and the wheels as they rolled over the gravel road. After about five minutes of driving, Mary turns to John and says, "You know this relationship is over." Mary remained silent. He continued, "I am leaving you for Becky". Still Mary remained silent and continued to drive. Then John says, "And I am taking the house." The car started picking up in speed a little. And he continues, "And I am taking the cars." The car goes faster and yet Mary is still silent. He continues, "And I am taking the kids and you can see them on the weekends." The car goes faster. And then he says, "I already switched over the bank accounts into my name and removed your name from the accounts, so don't even think about trying to take any money out!" Now the car is going faster and faster and yet Mary is still silent and emotionless. John gets nervous and asks Mary, "Don't you have anything to say?!?! Mary breaks her silence as says, "I have everything I need." Confused, John asks, "What's that?" Mary responds, "The airbag.":yeah::eek:

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Specializes in Intermediate care.

hahaha :) Love it.

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: 16 May 2003

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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Lolllllllllllllllllllllll. Too funny. I must share this with others.

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Specializes in LTC.

OMG!!!!! I haven't laughed myself to tears like this in a while!!! :rotfl:

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