A prayer for the stressed ... Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off; and also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt that I'll have to kiss tomorrow; and help me to always give 100% at work ... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays; and help me to remember ... When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are lining up to step on the last shred of my very last nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sep 16, 2002 by itsme 266 Posts; 5,114 Profile Views Words to live by!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sep 16, 2002 by researchrabbit 603 Posts; 6,734 Profile Views I LOVE it! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sep 16, 2002 by bagladyrn, RN bagladyrn is a RN and specializes in OB. 1 Follower; 2,286 Posts; 18,539 Profile Views The version I like includes the phrase "and the weapons to make the difference" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sep 16, 2002 by live4today, RN live4today is a RN and specializes in Community Health Nurse. 5,099 Posts; 22,698 Profile Views :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sep 16, 2002 by spineCNOR 310 Posts; 5,432 Profile Views :rotfl: :roll :roll :roll :roll :rotfl: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sep 16, 2002 by micro, RN 1,173 Posts; 10,384 Profile Views that is great, andylane mine includes bill the cat!!!!! micro:p 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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