A lady approaches her priest and tells him,
> "Father, I have a problem. I
> have two female parrots, but they only know how to
> say one thing." "What do
> they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how
> to say, "Hi, we're
> hookers. Want to have some fun? "That's terrible!"
> the priest exclaimed, "but
> I have a solution to your problem. Bring your female
> parrots over to my house
> and I will put them with my two male talking parrots
> whom I have taught to
> pray. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop
> saying that terrible phrase
> and your female parrots will learn to pray" "Thank
> you!" the woman responded.
> The next day the woman brings her female parrots to
> the priest's house. His
> two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
> praying in their cage. The lady
> puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and
> the female parrots say,
> "Hi, we're hookers, want to have some fun?" One male
> parrot looks over to the
> other male parrot and says, "Put the beads away,
> George. Our prayers have
> been answered."
:roll
maggie7
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Two little boys standing on the street corner and a little girl walks by.
1st little boy,"Boy, her necks dirty."
2nd little boy,"Her does?"