BP Christmas Carols

[Atheos]

I have some BP Christmas Carols for the season!

The 12 Days of Christmas (BiPolar remix)

On the first day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

A dx of insanity.

On the second day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Two caps of lithium

Which made both of my hands all shaky.

On the third day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Three puvules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

And now I can barely see.

On the fourth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

Now my mouth tastes like soiled undies.

On the fifth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

I will never pay off that shopping spree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

Whoa, my feet feel so awful heavy.

On the seventh day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Seven tabs of Haldol

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

I'm becoming a lock-jawed zombie.

On the eighth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Eight wedges Serzone

Seven tabs of Haldol

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvlules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

Oh, my head is so sore and dizzy.

On the ninth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Nine doses Nardil

Eight wedges Serzone

Seven tabs of Haldol

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvlules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

A tub of water and I'm still so thirsty.

On the tenth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Ten more Effexor

Nine doses Nardil

Eight wedges Serzone

Seven tabs of Haldol

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvlules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

Now all it can do is just pee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Eleven Paxil dancing

Ten more Effexor

Nine doses Nardil

Eight wedges Serzone

Seven tabs of Haldol

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvlules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

I just know he is out to get me.

On the twelth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me

Twelve shots of Thorazine

Eleven Paxil dancing

Ten more Effexor

Nine doses Nardil

Eight wedges Serzone

Seven tabs of Haldol

Six caps of Dalmane

Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.

Four hits of Zoloft

Three puvules Prozac

Two caps of lithium

And a quick ride to Emergency

[Atheos]

Rudolph the BP Reindeer

Rudolf the BP reindeer

Was dx'ed bipolar one.

He could sink to the lowest,

Or fly straight into the sun. '

All of the other reindeer

Used to play games with his meds.

They like to laugh at Rudolf

When he would hide from the Feds.

Then one groggy Christmas Eve,

Hitched lead to the sleigh,

Rudolf with his head so light,

Stranded Santa in the night.

Now all the other reindeer

Hope he finds his sanity.

They, all the toys and Rudolf --

Last seen over Helsinki.

[Whispera, MSN, RN]

While I catch the humor in your posting, I think such poems make fun of people who have mental illnesses and those who treat them. They contribute to the stigma. I've never seen such a poem about the bad effects of hypertension medications.....

[Atheos]

I'm BiPolar. I'm making fun of myself.

If people can't laugh at themselves, bipolar is the least of their problems. Heh.