Women and men

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Along the same lines as the "understanding men" thread - thought I'd share this ditty that MY DAD emailed me...enjoy!

God made men and women to complement each other with

their unique traits.

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They carry children,

they carry hardships,

they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness,love and joy.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home

call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They

are child care workers, executives, attorneys,

stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get

their kids into the right schools

and to get their family the right health care.

They go to the doctors with a frightened friend.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.

They are smart-they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to

make a point. Women want to be the best for their

family, their friends, and themselves.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have

sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are

strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They live in houses, apartments and cabins.

They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show

how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.

Women do more than just give birth.

They bring joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and

friends.

And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and

for you to do the same for people you come in contact

with.

MEN

Men are good at lifting heavy sh**.

nurseshell... that is great! Just hope it isn't mistaken for male bashing again!:o

But ya know what??? Keep em coming! I intend to:p lol

Since I am a male, I am utterly offended :angryfire

Let me go find something heavy to lift...:rotfl:

This is great! Makes you feel all warm inside.

Anyone read any similar ones on men that will make us feel all warm inside, too?

I think Erma Bombeck may have written one. I'll have to do a google search today.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Originally posted by plumrn

Anyone read any similar ones on men that will make us feel all warm inside, too?

All the gender bashing one can handle.....

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender

And don't worry, there's plenty to go around for everyone, male or female. So no wadded panties (or manties), OK?

Heather

Wait I can lift heavy sh*t and all that other stuff too......

still single

(though now we may know why)

Tres

Specializes in Telemetry, Case Management.

:roll That had me laughing out loud!!!!!!:roll

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