Nurses Humor
Published Feb 11, 2003
NurseShell
198 Posts
Along the same lines as the "understanding men" thread - thought I'd share this ditty that MY DAD emailed me...enjoy!
God made men and women to complement each other with
their unique traits.
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They carry children,
they carry hardships,
they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,love and joy.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home
call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They
are child care workers, executives, attorneys,
stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up against injustice.
They walk and talk the extra mile to get
their kids into the right schools
and to get their family the right health care.
They go to the doctors with a frightened friend.
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are smart-they know that knowledge is power.
But they still know how to use their softer side to
make a point. Women want to be the best for their
family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have
sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are
strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show
how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and
friends.
And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and
for you to do the same for people you come in contact
with.
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy sh**.
klhs
69 Posts
nurseshell... that is great! Just hope it isn't mistaken for male bashing again!
But ya know what??? Keep em coming! I intend to:p lol
Mr Who
6 Posts
Since I am a male, I am utterly offended :angryfire
Let me go find something heavy to lift...:rotfl:
plumrn, BSN, RN
424 Posts
This is great! Makes you feel all warm inside.
Anyone read any similar ones on men that will make us feel all warm inside, too?
I think Erma Bombeck may have written one. I'll have to do a google search today.
J-RN student
83 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl:
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
Originally posted by plumrn Anyone read any similar ones on men that will make us feel all warm inside, too?
All the gender bashing one can handle.....
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender
And don't worry, there's plenty to go around for everyone, male or female. So no wadded panties (or manties), OK?
Heather
rebel_red
230 Posts
Wait I can lift heavy sh*t and all that other stuff too......
still single
(though now we may know why)
Tres
KaroSnowQueen, RN
960 Posts
:roll That had me laughing out loud!!!!!!:roll