When Doctors Go Hunting

  1. Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general
    practice (GP) physician, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a
    pathologist.
    After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP
    who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated.

    "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get
    a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.

    Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the pediatrician
    drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in
    his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more
    investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.

    Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun
    shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I
    know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird
    disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.

    Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed
    skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned
    nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will
    you?"





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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   gwenith
    Digging around in the humour archives I found this old gem
  4. by   jnette
    Originally posted by Brownms46

    Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed
    skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned
    nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will
    you?"





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    WHOA ! scary, isn't it ?
  5. by   rnnurse2be
    very funny!

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