What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 192

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:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as usual for her safety. She was... Read More


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    Quote from DeLanaHarvickWannabe
    ...they just keeping rollin' along...

    More like, "Swing lowwwww, Sweet Chariot.... "
    Aquar1us, SnfRn, FranEMTnurse, and 2 others like this.
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    Quote from RaineyRN
    More like, "Swing lowwwww, Sweet Chariot.... "
    "Comin' for to carry me home...."
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    Quote from DeLanaHarvickWannabe
    ...they just keeping rollin' along...



    Aquar1us likes this.
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    Quote from RaineyRN
    More like, "Swing lowwwww, Sweet Chariot.... "




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    YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN' ME!!!!!
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    Ok....
    S/P penile implant
    Pt "OMG its huge! Awesome!!"
    Me "Most of that is swelling, it will go away."
    Pt "Oh. Damn. Can you take a picture to send to my girlfriend? And can you use your phone? My battery is dead."
    Me "No, sir, that would be inappropriate."
    Pt "Oh. Than can I use your phone for a couple of minutes?"
    Me "I don't think so. Excuse me."

    DYING laughing!!!
    nitenite, uRNmyway, Punkrocksn, and 8 others like this.
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    Quote from RaineyRN
    Ok....
    S/P penile implant
    Pt "OMG its huge! Awesome!!"
    Me "Most of that is swelling, it will go away."
    Pt "Oh. Damn. Can you take a picture to send to my girlfriend? And can you use your phone? My battery is dead."
    Me "No, sir, that would be inappropriate."
    Pt "Oh. Than can I use your phone for a couple of minutes?"
    Me "I don't think so. Excuse me."

    DYING laughing!!!
    Buzz kill!!!
    Poi Dog and kool-aide, RN like this.
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    I worked in a LTC facility and had a dementia patient who had severe contractures in both hands, was an avid biter, and would screech loudly if you talked or looked at her.

    My first time working night shift, my CNA's walked up to me and told me there was something I had to see.

    Naturally, I arrived in her room. She had been painting the walls, her bed, and herself with foul, chunky, runny fecal matter, and as we approached she screeched at the top of her lungs like a banshee and through the dim light of her lamp her eyes were wide open and she was gnashing her teeth, with feces dripping out between their jagged edges.

    It was like a scene from the exorcist!
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    That is HILARIOUS!
    Quote from RaineyRN
    Ok....
    S/P penile implant
    Pt "OMG its huge! Awesome!!"
    Me "Most of that is swelling, it will go away."
    Pt "Oh. Damn. Can you take a picture to send to my girlfriend? And can you use your phone? My battery is dead."
    Me "No, sir, that would be inappropriate."
    Pt "Oh. Than can I use your phone for a couple of minutes?"
    Me "I don't think so. Excuse me."

    DYING laughing!!!
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    Quote from BoopADoop
    I worked in a LTC facility and had a dementia patient who had severe contractures in both hands, was an avid biter, and would screech loudly if you talked or looked at her.

    My first time working night shift, my CNA's walked up to me and told me there was something I had to see.

    Naturally, I arrived in her room. She had been painting the walls, her bed, and herself with foul, chunky, runny fecal matter, and as we approached she screeched at the top of her lungs like a banshee and through the dim light of her lamp her eyes were wide open and she was gnashing her teeth, with feces dripping out between their jagged edges.

    It was like a scene from the exorcist!
    BLECK!!!!


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