What am I

Nurses Humor

Published

USUALLY 8 INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED BY

MEMBERS

OF BOTH SEXES.

IS

USUALLY FOUND HUNG,

DANGLING READY

LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE HAIRY THINGS

AT ONE END

AND

A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.

IN USE,

IT IS INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS WILLINGLY,

SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES QUICKLY,

INTO A WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

WHERE IT IS

THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT

AGAIN AND AGAIN

MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,

OFTEN QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING

BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE THE

RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND,

RESULTING FROM THE

WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,

IT LEAVES BEHIND

A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE

STICKY SUBSTANCE,

SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED CLEANING FROM THE

OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING

AND SOME FROM ITS LONG

GLISTENING SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE

AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,

IT IS RETURNED

TO ITS FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST,

READY YET FOR ANOTHER

BIT OF ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING CLIMAX

TWICE OR THREE

TIMES A DAY,

BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you thinking?

You PERVERT !

LOL!!!!!!!!!! :D

I thought I had stumbled onto one of those "other" bulletin boards there for a minute! ;)

Excuse me. I have to brush my teeth now.

"you may spit now"

-Russell

Does anyone swallow????

:D

Never thought of it that way!:chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll

As I was reading it, I thought, "this is practically Mediaographic", but actually laughed at the screen when I got the punchline. That is a good one.

Good one!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Specializes in NICU.

I was going to answer member.

:roll

Sandra...oh Sandra ......I'd actually pay to watch you brush.

Specializes in LTC/Peds/ICU/PACU/CDI.

:chuckle

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