Nurses Humor
Published Feb 3, 2003
StudentSandra
385 Posts
USUALLY 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS
OF BOTH SEXES.
IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE HAIRY THINGS
AT ONE END
AND
A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE,
IT IS INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING
WHERE IT IS
THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE THE
RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND,
RESULTING FROM THE
WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
IT LEAVES BEHIND
A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE
STICKY SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE
OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING
AND SOME FROM ITS LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
IT IS RETURNED
TO ITS FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY YET FOR ANOTHER
BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE
TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER !
TO
RIDDLE
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you thinking?
You PERVERT !
ERNurse752, RN
1,323 Posts
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I had stumbled onto one of those "other" bulletin boards there for a minute!
dawngloves, BSN, RN
2,399 Posts
Excuse me. I have to brush my teeth now.
Rustyhammer
735 Posts
"you may spit now"
-Russell
emily_mom
1,024 Posts
Does anyone swallow????
J-RN student
83 Posts
Never thought of it that way!:chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll
kimmicoobug
586 Posts
As I was reading it, I thought, "this is practically Mediaographic", but actually laughed at the screen when I got the punchline. That is a good one.
Anaclaire
202 Posts
Good one!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl:
KRVRN, BSN, RN
1,334 Posts
I was going to answer member.
Darlene K.
341 Posts
:roll
stubs
5 Posts
Sandra...oh Sandra ......I'd actually pay to watch you brush.
SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN
669 Posts
:chuckle