A very important lesson to learn: LISTEN CAREFULLY

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>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen

>mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,

>four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse enters his room to

>give him a partial sponge bath.

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>"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

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> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only

>here to wash your upper body and feet."

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> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

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>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his

>testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back

>the covers. She raises his gown, holds his member in one hand and his

>testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

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>Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with

>them, Sir."

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>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

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>Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very

>closely......

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>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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:rotfl:

I sure hope I don't make these mistake!!

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING I JUST TOLD MY HUBBIE hes not really taking it like i am LOL

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Omg That Is So Funny

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:roll :roll :roll :roll

That made my day!!!

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Fantastic.My husband loved it too. Thanks for making us laugh

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Specializes in Give me a new assignment each time:).

You guys make me laugh so much. Thanks :)

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lol:roll

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Ha, ha. Geeze, I hope I don't ever make that mistake LOL.

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