Top 10 reasons I became a nurse

  1. Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

    Seen on a t-shirt:

    10. I love to wear white support hose.
    9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
    8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
    7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
    6. I get free latex gloves.
    5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
    4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
    3. I actually like vending machine food.
    2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
    1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   nekhismom
    Quote from sagarcia210
    Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

    Seen on a t-shirt:


    6. I get free latex gloves.
    2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
    1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."
    My favorites. Edit number 6 to say "I get free latex or non-latex gloves. "
    Good list, though!!
  4. by   dansamy
    5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
    4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
    2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
    LMAO! :chuckle
  5. by   karenG
    I think 3 should be... I like cold vending food!! when did you last manage to eat a hot meal or drink a drink while it was still hot??? of course things may be different in the states............. but I never seem to get hot hospital food!!!

    Karen
  6. by   NeuroICURN
    Quote from sagarcia210
    Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

    Seen on a t-shirt:

    10. I love to wear white support hose.
    9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
    8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
    7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
    6. I get free latex gloves.
    5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
    4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
    3. I actually like vending machine food.
    2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
    1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."
    Ok, so where can I get the T-shirt??? I love it....especially the part about teaching the medical students (need to add "and residents")! LOL

    Thanks!

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