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Apr 10, 2004 11:18 AM

Top 10 reasons I became a nurse


Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

Seen on a t-shirt:

10. I love to wear white support hose.
9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
6. I get free latex gloves.
5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
3. I actually like vending machine food.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."


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No. 1
from nekhismom
Old Apr 10, 2004, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by sagarcia210
Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

Seen on a t-shirt:


6. I get free latex gloves.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."
My favorites. Edit number 6 to say "I get free latex or non-latex gloves. "
Good list, though!!
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No. 2
from dansamy
Old Apr 12, 2004, 12:30 AM

5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
LMAO!
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No. 3
from karenG
Old Apr 12, 2004, 12:02 PM

I think 3 should be... I like cold vending food!! when did you last manage to eat a hot meal or drink a drink while it was still hot??? of course things may be different in the states............. but I never seem to get hot hospital food!!!

Karen
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No. 4
from NeuroICURN
Old Apr 12, 2004, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by sagarcia210
Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

Seen on a t-shirt:

10. I love to wear white support hose.
9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
6. I get free latex gloves.
5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
3. I actually like vending machine food.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."
Ok, so where can I get the T-shirt??? I love it....especially the part about teaching the medical students (need to add "and residents")! LOL

Thanks!
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