Top 10 reasons I became a nurse

Apr 10, 2004 11:18 AM

by unknown99

Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

Seen on a t-shirt:

10. I love to wear white support hose.
9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
6. I get free latex gloves.
5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
3. I actually like vending machine food.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."

nekhismom · Apr 10, 2004, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by sagarcia210

Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

Seen on a t-shirt:

6. I get free latex gloves.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."

My favorites. Edit number 6 to say "I get free latex or non-latex gloves. "
Good list, though!!

dansamy · Apr 12, 2004, 12:30 AM

5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.

LMAO!

karenG · Apr 12, 2004, 12:02 PM

I think 3 should be... I like cold vending food!! when did you last manage to eat a hot meal or drink a drink while it was still hot??? of course things may be different in the states............. but I never seem to get hot hospital food!!!

Karen

NeuroICURN · Apr 12, 2004, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by sagarcia210

Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse

Seen on a t-shirt:

10. I love to wear white support hose.
9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
6. I get free latex gloves.
5. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
3. I actually like vending machine food.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."

Ok, so where can I get the T-shirt??? I love it....especially the part about teaching the medical students (need to add "and residents")! LOL

Thanks!

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