Top 10 Reasons I Became A Nurse
Seen on a t-shirt:
10. I love to wear white support hose.
9. I think blood is a pretty cool color.
8. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
7. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
6. I get free latex gloves.
5. The scrubs
are so flattering to my figure.
4. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
3. I actually like vending machine food.
2. Somebody has to train the medical students.
1. I always wanted to say "This won't hurt a bit."