Nurses Humor
Updated: Jan 30, 2021 Published Dec 29, 2003
Never....NEVER...cut a potato in half and use it as a pessary!
Anybody got anything to add?
mi_dreamin, BSN
55 Posts
If you are going to procure someone else's urine for a UDS
1.) Ensure it is not so cold it will not register on the themometer
2.) Ensure it is not positive for meth
3.) If you fail to do both of the above, do not stand and stare dumbfounded and say, "but I don't do meth!"
Also, if you tell your nurse you can't breathe, do not yell at her when she comes to put your bipap on, it does NOT make her feel helpful, at all.
Orca, ADN, ASN, RN
2,066 Posts
Antifreeze does not contain the right type of alcohol to get intoxicated on.
Keeping a baby sidewinder in a box as a pet doesn't end well.
Hand rolled toilet paper is not a good substitute for tampons.
guest1135272
25 Posts
they taught me never to underestimate the power of an elderly person. man when they are mad, they can get crazy strong