The Old Geezer

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in

town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was

marrying a "mail order" bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom

assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new

bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that an

eighty-year-old man could not satisfy the sexual appetite of a young

woman.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker

tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to

help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look or one that

afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

"How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's

pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out,

continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."

Do not ever underestimate old geezers.

[Nurseboy1]

:chuckle :chuckle He he good one Fran

[akcarmean, LPN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: That was a good one. Thanks for sharing. Angelia

[nursebedlam]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: