The Dilapidated Old Boat

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

[color=#008080]once there were twins,

[color=#008080]joe and john.

[color=#008080]joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat.

[color=#008080]it so happened that john's wife died

[color=#008080]the same day that joe's boat sank.

[color=#008080]a few days later, a kindly old woman

[color=#008080]saw joe and mistook him for john.

[color=#008080]she said, "i'm sorry to hear about your loss.

[color=#008080] you must just feel terrible."

[color=#008080]joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said,

[color=#008080]"heck no, fact is i'm sort of glad to be rid of her.

[color=#008080]she was a rotten old thing right from the beginning.

[color=#008080] her bottom was all shrivelled up

[color=#008080]and she smelled like old dead fish.

[color=#008080]she was always losing her water,

[color=#008080] she had a bad crack in the back

[color=#008080]and a pretty big hole in the front too.

[color=#008080] every time i used her, her hole got bigger

[color=#008080] and she leaked like crazy.

[color=#008080]i guess what finally finished her off

[color=#008080]was when i rented her to these

[color=#008080]four guys looking for a good time.

[color=#008080]i warned them that she wasn't very good,

[color=#008080]but they wanted to use her anyhow.

[color=#008080]the fools tried to get in her all at once and she split

[color=#008080]right up the middle."

[color=#008080]the old lady fainted.

[Nurseboy1]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Another good one Fran!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have to clean my monitor LOL

[lil' girl, LPN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Keep em' coming Fran, they get better and better

[dansamy]

OMG! ROFLMAO!:rotfl: :chuckle

[nursebedlam]

:chuckle :rotfl: :lol2: :rotfl: :chuckle