Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

  1. TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

    4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

    AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...

    1. ".... in Jesus' name I pray, Amen."
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    Good ones!
  4. by   Havin' A Party!
    Liked number 7. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
  5. by   Chibi Baka
    Im a secretary.. haha those all sound like me :P
  6. by   Darlene K.
    Those are good ones!

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