Bill Engvall is one of the funniest people on this planet........Have you seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour
yet? It's on Comedy Central every couple of weeks, and we liked it so much we bought the DVD. It features Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron "Tater Salad" White, and it's a riot!!
Here's some more classic Engvall:
My car overheated in the middle of a trip, so I pulled over and called a tow truck. When the driver got there, he asked "So, your car broke down huh?" I said "No...it wanted a cigarette so I pulled over"............here's your sign
My grandmother was 104 years old, and she died.......I went to buy her some flowers, and the flower feller said, "Who're these for?" I said, my grandmother, she was 104 and she just passed away.........then he asked "What'd she die of?" I mean, she was 104
.......I said "She wrecked her Harley up there at the corner".......here's your sign
My wife and I decided to repaint our house, so when the painters came to put drapes all over the furniture one guy asked, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said "No, it's our coffee table---it just has buck teeth!" Here's your sign.......