Some Suggestions Should You Be Asked To Write References

  1. * He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
    * I would not allow this employee to breed.
    * She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
    * This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
    * This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    * This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.
    * Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
    * When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
    * This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
    * Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
    * His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
    * Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
    * Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
    * A room temperature IQ.
    * Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
    * A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
    * A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
    * A prime candidate for natural deselection.
    * Bright as Alaska in December.
    * One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
    * Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
    * Fell out of the family tree.
    * Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
    * Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
    * He's so dense, light bends around him.
    * If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
    * If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
    * If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
    * If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
    * It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
    * One neuron short of a synapse.
    * Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
    * Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    * Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   NotReady4PrimeTime
    If he were as tall as he is stupid, he'd have snow on his head.
  4. by   susanna
    Whooaa! No, offense, but I won't be bothering u guys to write me a recommmendation. lol